I had A Dream Once

I had a dream once that I was at some award show and I was back stage gawking at people. I saw Jason Lee walking towards me and said something stupid like "Hey, it's Brodie." He proceeded to yell at me for along time. Ranting about how he is more than just his characters. After he stormed off I bumped into Anna Nicole Smith and begged her to sign my combat boots with a silver gel pen. Then I woke up.

I love Jason Lee and all but I have no idea why Anna Nicole Smith was there. I think I watch too much TV.


When I told my uncle about it he just said, "Cool, you're gonna meet Jason Lee some day." As much as I would like that it's highly unlikely. Oh God! If I meet him do I have to meet Anna Nicole Smith too? That'd be a nightmare.