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Monday, February 27, 2006

Rant Acid Spills Like Bile

Okay I am here to break my silence. I have been rather neglecting. But as it sits there have been a number of horrible things that have come to my attention and since there is no one here to listen to me spew I guess you all get the honour. SO here goes:

On home soil, today police were called to an Edmonton home after a frantic man found his wife in the kitchen. Nine inch butcher knife in one hand and a bleeding whimpering German Sheppard at her feet. After a night of drinking this woman betrayed the trust that had been cultivated with this animal. For some unknown reason she stabbed this 10 year member of her family twice. Once in the forehead and once behind his ear. Mere inches from his carotid artery. The attack was completely unprovoked. As it stands now the dog is in recovery and the woman is walking the streets.


In Florida "Brokeback Mountain" is being used to condemn the gay community.
http://www.365gay.com/Newscon06/02/022706brokeback.htm
T-shirt are being made by a 'faith based' company which is taking a movie whose message was ultimately that love is love, no matter who or how, and using it to show us why we need reminding of that particular fact. I believe we can't help who we love. It is not a choice.

And finally in Guatemala the shit is hitting the fan.
http://365gay.com/Newscon06/02/022606guatamala.htm

I'm too furious to even begin this particular tirade. You try to do what's right and in the end you get a big pile of wrong.

So I carress the spot behind my kitty's ear and try to decided if it's better to be hated to my face or behind my back.

I'm off fume in private. Thanks for the ear.

Sunday, February 12, 2006

Same Old, Boring Same Old

So nothing much to report sports fans. Work sucks. School sucks and my feet hurt.
But big news in music: Ani's coming to Edmonton. That's right the goddess that is Ani Difranco is going to be gracing us with her presence. I don't know if you can tell but I kinda like her.

So in honour of this I will be reinstating an oldie but a goodie. So without further delay the triumphant return of...



Daily Countdown (Things I'm Excited For):
(2 days) Ani Difranco Tickets go on sale
(50 days) April 3- Rob Thomas plays "The Jubilee Auditorium"

Tuesday, February 07, 2006

Fuzzy Feelings For A Boy Crush.

Last night was the insane night that the director Kevin Smith was at the Winspear Centre for one of his famous Q&A's. Which as a side note was awesome and oddly inspiring. So I was sitting in my seat wearing my "Somebody In New Jersey Loves Me" tee when I look over and see of all people the guy I had the hugest crush on in the ninth grade. I got all silly stupid and couldn't stop glancing at him the entire time.

Then the intermission came and went as people got drunker and drunker. When he was walking past me he talked to me for awhile. I am so lame but that was the highlight of my night. But something else happened. Seeing him again made me remember what Jr high was really like. It was terrible. I was isolated, lost and failing for the first time. I managed to gain 70lbs. in six months and I was wallowing. But in this all I still had hope. I still believed in things. In myself, in the world, in my father. I was going places and I was going to fix my life.

So here I sit three years later and I still have the dreams. Everyone else is going places and I have my dreams. Things have got to change. I think my wallowing is finally done.

Plus he looked really really good. Me not so much. Must work on that too.

Lame=Me. Don't worry though I'm getting used to it.

Sunday, February 05, 2006

Baby, The Bitch Is Back!

So, after a long unintentional hiatus I am back to thoroughly annoy and educate the masses. All two of you, who actually read this babble. So, gentle viewer, in my travels I have come to this spectacular conclusion:

Working retail sucks up one side and down the other.

I have been an "Addition Elle" employee for about a week and a half. So far I have witnessed an amazing amount of glut. People have come in and spent $600 on clothes while their children wait in the car.

A person is capable of great things but people I have found are rude, messy, arrogant and cheap. Thus ends my insight into human kind.

Plus, all the blisters are just an added bonus.


Oh how I miss the sex toy business. People were much more laid back when I was working at "Source Adult Video".